Heya guys!! Time to shout out to my homies!!! Time for a lil DK AoE tip, another DK bug, a shout out to my fans, and random blathering!! For those wanting to skip the humor…go to the end for the perfect starting AoE DK rotation regardless of spec.
So I get whispers pretty regularly in WoW now from random DK’s who have no idea I have a site at all just because I was one of the first level 80’s, but then I get some from people who read my site too. And that’s pretty damn cool in my book. Sometimes I’m busy and can’t talk much, but then again sometimes I’m not.
So anyways, this one DK named Sizmik and I are talking. And he’s telling me about how he was going for this fishing Achievement in Orgrimar. Now…I don’t know what the f this things about really…except I hear people in guild chat talking about it. Typically, someone mentions fishing and then it’s like an ex-girlfriend starts nagging me…I just tune her, or it, out. Heh.
So, his story is interesting though…he’s talking about how these hordies mess with him. He’s just sitting there minding his own business in the spirit valley of orcish e-peen or something or another away from all the Hordies fishin’ his lil heart out. When this rogue comes up and sees him. Well he gets one of his buddies and looks at him and then points to our entrepid DK Sizmik. “HE’S STEALING OUR FISH!!!! GET ‘EM!!!! RRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!” LOL
So they camp him and beat him senseless…and I don’t know…I can just imagine 2 hordies sitting there saying, “Ain’t NOBODY gonna steal *our* fish damnit!!!” ”FOR THE HORDE!!!” /snicker
It made me giggle.
Another time I was in Dalaran getting my new Savage Saronite set crafted for some PvP loving and this male BE started to follow me… Well, you know what I told you about male BE’s…you gotta watch ‘em. No telling what kind of shenanigans they’re gonna try to get up to, or in to if you know what I mean. o.O
And then this cute lil female BE walks up too. /sigh Too bad the person behind the computer isn’t a cute lil sex kitten with pigtails too eh? /dreamon lol
Anyways we all start emoting, casting Army of the Dead, and generally having a good time. Until shortly after I get a whisper from “Omgskelejack” ROFDLMAO
Now that one really cracked me up. Apparently these 2 BE’s were reading my blog since the first week and were readers/fans. The guy and I talked a bit and he was a really cool cat. Apparently he and the girl (who is supposedly really a girl…/highfive for gamer chicks!!) were friends and just happened to bump into me. Well, I took the SS, but forgot to get the one with both of ya’lls names!!
So, I’d give you a shout out…but I can’t. Anyways, here’s to hoping you 2 are still reading and see this. You guys made me smile that day!!
So any of you Unholy Death Knights out there ever die in Naxx, release, and then you turn into a ghoul??!! Happens to me…a lot!! So I explode…and then sit there…at the rez angel chick…and it stinks… You gotta wait to rezz if you die too many times back to back… /sigh
Meanwhile my raid is lol’ing at me… >.<
As a side note, don’t ever get into any vehicle driven by an engineer while at the summoning stone for Naxx… One of ours, my DK leveling buddy, just got his engineering Choppa. That motorcycle. Well…he asks me to get in in Vent. You know…like I get the first ride. He’s making it sound like a special deal to celebrate getting it, kicking other people out who try to get in. So I get summoned in, hop in, and I’m like, “This is pretty cool!” He proceeds to drive off the edge…dismount…pop his engineer parachute…and watch me plummet to my death… “Sucker!!”
/facepalm
LOL, it’s pretty funny now…after the fact…though I was steamed at the time. Yeah so…he got me. Lesson learned? Don’t trust engineers ever. There is a reason why goblins and gnomes lead in that technology…
And have you seen this item!?!?!?!
OMFG WE NEED ONE!!! YOU SEE THAT!?!?! **HUGE GRIN** Ohh man, need to get a good MH weapon and go beat down some Hordies while holding that thing!!! I can be like, “I CUT YOUR ARM OFF !@#$% !!!! WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW!?!?!” Omfg that would be so awesome!!
WTB one Surplus Limb, pst!!
An AoE Tip!!
So you want to blast away for some major AoE damage from the start?
Icy Touch -> Plague Strike -> Pestilence -> Death and Decay -> Blood Tap -> Blood Boil -> Unholy Blight
If you’re not Unholy, do the same rotation without UB. That includes Frost specs as well. Do not make the mistake of using Howling Blast (unless you have a Rime proc).
At 5000 AP:
- Blood Boil avg hit: 330
- Death and Decay avg hit: 299.5 (or 2995 dmg over 10 seconds)
- Howling Blast avg hit: 770 (or 1540 with Frost Fever up) (around 2310 avg hits with Frost spec modifiers)
Now, even with +40% dmg and the +45% dmg bonus on crits (above and beyond what DnD gets) HB will still not beat out DnD. I’ve said it before, and will do so again. DEATH AND DECAY IS YOUR BEST AOE. Hence such a massive CD on it.
That rotation will open up with the most AoE dmg possible, while putting the heaviest threat at the end of it. Giving your tanks more time to establish a good threat cushion.
Blood Tap is an often ignored ability for DK’s, but it’s actually quite damn useful. It’s also great for ensuring a Strangulate gets off when you need it.










