Archive for December 3rd, 2008

3
Dec

OMFG HE’S TAKING OUR FISH!!!! GET ‘IM!!!!

   Posted by: Skeleton Jack    in Fun

Heya guys!!  Time to shout out to my homies!!!  Time for a lil DK AoE tip, another DK bug, a shout out to my fans, and random blathering!!  For those wanting to skip the humor…go to the end for the perfect starting AoE DK rotation regardless of spec.

So I get whispers pretty regularly in WoW now from random DK’s who have no idea I have a site at all just because I was one of the first level 80’s, but then I get some from people who read my site too.  And that’s pretty damn cool in my book.  Sometimes I’m busy and can’t talk much, but then again sometimes I’m not.

So anyways, this one DK named Sizmik and I are talking.  And he’s telling me about how he was going for this fishing Achievement in Orgrimar.  Now…I don’t know what the f this things about really…except I hear people in guild chat talking about it.  Typically, someone mentions fishing and then it’s like an ex-girlfriend starts nagging me…I just tune her, or it, out.  Heh.

So, his story is interesting though…he’s talking about how these hordies mess with him.  He’s just sitting there minding his own business in the spirit valley of orcish e-peen or something or another away from all the Hordies fishin’ his lil heart out.  When this rogue comes up and sees him.  Well he gets one of his buddies and looks at him and then points to our entrepid DK Sizmik.  “HE’S STEALING OUR FISH!!!!  GET ‘EM!!!!  RRAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!”  LOL

So they camp him and beat him senseless…and I don’t know…I can just imagine 2 hordies sitting there saying, “Ain’t NOBODY gonna steal *our* fish damnit!!!”  ”FOR THE HORDE!!!”  /snicker

It made me giggle.

 

Another time I was in Dalaran getting my new Savage Saronite set crafted for some PvP loving and this male BE started to follow me…  Well, you know what I told you about male BE’s…you gotta watch ‘em.  No telling what kind of shenanigans they’re gonna try to get up to, or in to if you know what I mean.  o.O

And then this cute lil female BE walks up too.  /sigh  Too bad the person behind the computer isn’t a cute lil sex kitten with pigtails too eh?  /dreamon  lol

Anyways we all start emoting, casting Army of the Dead, and generally having a good time.  Until shortly after I get a whisper from “Omgskelejack”  ROFDLMAO

Now that one really cracked me up.  Apparently these 2 BE’s were reading my blog since the first week and were readers/fans.  The guy and I talked a bit and he was a really cool cat.  Apparently he and the girl (who is supposedly really a girl…/highfive for gamer chicks!!) were friends and just happened to bump into me.  Well, I took the SS, but forgot to get the one with both of ya’lls names!! :(  

So, I’d give you a shout out…but I can’t.  Anyways, here’s to hoping you 2 are still reading and see this.  You guys made me smile that day!!

 

So any of you Unholy Death Knights out there ever die in Naxx, release, and then you turn into a ghoul??!!  Happens to me…a lot!!  So I explode…and then sit there…at the rez angel chick…and it stinks…  You gotta wait to rezz if you die too many times back to back…  /sigh 

Meanwhile my raid is lol’ing at me… >.<

As a side note, don’t ever get into any vehicle driven by an engineer while at the summoning stone for Naxx…  One of ours, my DK leveling buddy, just got his engineering Choppa.  That motorcycle.  Well…he asks me to get in in Vent.  You know…like I get the first ride.  He’s making it sound like a special deal to celebrate getting it, kicking other people out who try to get in.  So I get summoned in, hop in, and I’m like, “This is pretty cool!”  He proceeds to drive off the edge…dismount…pop his engineer parachute…and watch me plummet to my death…  “Sucker!!”

/facepalm

LOL, it’s pretty funny now…after the fact…though I was steamed at the time.  Yeah so…he got me.  Lesson learned?  Don’t trust engineers ever.  There is a reason why goblins and gnomes lead in that technology…

 

And have you seen this item!?!?!?!

OMFG WE NEED ONE!!!  YOU SEE THAT!?!?!  **HUGE GRIN**  Ohh man, need to get a good MH weapon and go beat down some Hordies while holding that thing!!!  I can be like, “I CUT YOUR ARM OFF !@#$% !!!!  WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW!?!?!”  Omfg that would be so awesome!! :D   WTB one Surplus Limb, pst!!

 

An AoE Tip!!

So you want to blast away for some major AoE damage from the start?

Icy Touch -> Plague Strike -> Pestilence -> Death and Decay -> Blood Tap -> Blood Boil -> Unholy Blight

If you’re not Unholy, do the same rotation without UB.  That includes Frost specs as well.  Do not make the mistake of using Howling Blast (unless you have a Rime proc).

At 5000 AP:

  • Blood Boil avg hit: 330
  • Death and Decay avg hit: 299.5 (or 2995 dmg over 10 seconds)
  • Howling Blast avg hit: 770 (or 1540 with Frost Fever up) (around 2310 avg hits with Frost spec modifiers)

Now, even with +40% dmg and the +45% dmg bonus on crits (above and beyond what DnD gets) HB will still not beat out DnD.  I’ve said it before, and will do so again.  DEATH AND DECAY IS YOUR BEST AOE.  Hence such a massive CD on it.

That rotation will open up with the most AoE dmg possible, while putting the heaviest threat at the end of it.  Giving your tanks more time to establish a good threat cushion.

Blood Tap is an often ignored ability for DK’s, but it’s actually quite damn useful.  It’s also great for ensuring a Strangulate gets off when you need it.

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3
Dec

Coming Soon!!

   Posted by: Skeleton Jack    in Coming Soon

Heya guys!!  So sometimes I tell you something is coming soon…and then I get so wrapped up in stuff…it slips by.  :(

 

So I wrote up a few base drafts of topics and points to cover for each one.  They’re all saved as drafts on my site now so I won’t forget about them.  So what will be coming out over the next two weeks then you ask?

  • Frost DPS DK’s – specs, rotations, glyphs
  • Blood DPS DK’s – specs, rotations, glyphs
  • Tank DK’s – specs, rotations, glyphs, gear
  • My Raiding Progression and experiences
  • Raiding tips for DK’s
  • What do DK’s bring to a raid – info for your raid leaders
  • PvP DK’s – specs, abilities, strategies
  • Best in Slot Items

And later today a post on an AoE tip, a DK bug, and some shoutouts to Skeleton Jack fans!! :)

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Pawn?!?!  WTF SJ!?  This isn’t chess…you gonna move your rook now??  This isn’t Karazan…

Heya guys!!  You asked for it, so now you get it.  Sort of.  What are you best in slot items?  Will this item you’re staring at be an upgrade?  What do you pick?!!?  Zomg!!!  I’ve got it easy mode for you.

OK, so…most of you readers out there don’t look at the addons I use.  Bad move.  As I’ve pointed out a few of them so far, they always tend to be…well…damn useful.  I’m not an addon fan myself.  So when I actually go get one, it’s because it’s probably really helpful.  Now, I realize sometimes better ones come out that I should upgrade too…  But then, no one’s perfect.  Not even me.  Shocker I know…heh.

So today, if you want to make life easy as hell on yourself you are going to listen to what I have to say and do as I tell you.

 

PAWN

Pawn is an addon that you can find at several different places probably.  However I personally trust Curse Gaming, so I will send you there to download it.  What is Pawn?  Well, basically this mod adds up the stats on an item and gives you a total number.  That’s the simple version.  But to explain this, I need to explain APE, or Attack Power Equivalency.

All melee have Attack Power, or AP.  So eventually the major theorycrafters out there came up with the idea to try to count how much dps an item was worth.  And when you consider the fact that just about every attack is based upon AP, it became the basis for measuring dps gained from items.

The easiest way to figure out how much an item would improve your character would be to equate all stats into AP.  Obviously some stats would be worth more than 1 AP, while others would be worth less.  For Death Knights 1 point of Strength converts (unmodified) into 2 AP.  So with such a simple basis in front of you, you can see where the rest leads.  xAgi = 1AP, yCrit = 1AP, and so on…

Now I’m not going to tell you how these numbers were figured out…because…I don’t know.  :D   I’m not a math wiz here.  I’m just good at understanding things and applying them.  So here is where we give a MAD SHOUT OUT TO ELITEST JERKS FORUMS!!!!  One of the best WoW resources on the net, with a compilation of some of the greatest minds in the WoW player base.  If you’ve not read about your class here, then you’re doing yourself a diservice.

Anyways, when you use Pawn you basically tell the mod what these numbers should be.  How much they are worth.  Or, as you will hear me often say, how much weight you give them.  Once you’ve done this, the mod will always tell you the numerical worth of an item if directly converted into Attack Power.  So this value would be an Attack Power Equivalency, or APE.

Now, this is paramount to remember.  These numbers assume several basic facts:

  • You are using an optimal raid spec for DPS.
  • You have a balance of stats, not overstacking or ignoring anything.
  • You are in entry level LK epics.

This scale is effectively a Tier 7 scale of weights.  It will weight your gear as if you were picking out T7 gear.  So this means that until you’re picking up epics, you have to use that grey matter some.  If you know this item you’re looking at is worth 50 more AP than you’re current item, but you’ll go over hit cap, well it’s probably not good.  If you’re hit is only at 2%, and you’re thinking about giving up an item with 1% hit on it for something worth 50 more AP…also a bad plan.

Too much of any one stat, or too little, is always a bad thing.  Hit caps at 9%, and Expertise caps at 21 skill (or 15 skill as Blood).  Not counting racials.

 

OK SJ.  I understand already, tell me how to make this work already!!

Pushy much?  Sheesh…

All right.  Install the mod into your Addons folder:

C:\Program Files\World of Warcraft\Interface\AddOns

For those of you with WoW installed elsewhere, well you more than likely know wtf to do anyways.  Once this is installed, if you really want to learn the ins and outs of this mod, go into the folder and read the README file.  It’s detailed, and goes into a lot of the options/features.  It’s in depth however, so don’t bother unless you really want to spend the time learning about it.

Then just log into WoW.

“I already did that SJ.  Nothing looks different.”

WoW…gonna get you some Ritalin…damn!  Right, so open up your character screen and you will notice a small box that says PAWN on it at the bottom right of the character screen.  Click on it.  It will pop up this new Pawn window.

Of note there are FIVE tabs on the bottom:

  1. Scales – Read after.
  2. Compare – Simple drag and drop.  Once you have installed a Scale, this will compare any 2 items you drag their icons into.  The major upside here is that even enchanted/gemmed items put into these slots will be compared as if not enchanted/gemmed.  So you can really compare them.
  3. Options – Read this.  If you understand what it’s saying, feel free to change things.  If you’e not sure, leave this stuff the hell alone until you have a clue as to what you think it will do by changing the options.
  4. Getting Started – READ THIS
  5. About – meh

 

Now click on the first tab named “Scales”.  To the top left you will see “Add a scale” and then directly under that you will see “Current Scale”.  It should be something like Pawn, Pawn scale, or whatever such nonsense built in.  Make sure it is selected, and then delete it.  It’s crap.

Now, back here on this site.  Below will be three different Scales for Pawn.  Copy the entire scale for each one (ONE AT A TIME) that you will use.  Highlight the text including the opening and closing parenthesis.  Use “Cntl-C” to copy it.  “Cntl-V” will paste it.

 

**EDIT**

Due to an HTML issue, when you copy these scales, the quotes get messed up by “dumb internet coding BS”.  That’s the lay man’s terms for it anyways…  >.<  In each three at the start of the scale are the words Blood, Frost, and Unholy.  They are surrounded by quotes ” “.  These quotes are borked.  When you paste the scales in hit the HOME key on your keyboard.  It’ll bring you to the beginning of the scale.  Simply move your cursor to delete the 2 quotes and then retype them.  It should look exactly the same as before.  The spacing, the quotes, etc.  Just the copied ones don’t work.  I don’t know why.

Blood

( Pawn: v1: “Blood”: ArmorPenetration=1.0456, RedSocket=40.912, CritRating=1.1453, ColorlessSocket=40.912, Strength=2.557, ExpertiseRating=1.7023, Agility=0.7336, HitRating=2.6609, BlueSocket=17.899, YellowSocket=25.9161, TwoHandDps=8.9665, HasteRating=0.564, Ap=1 )

Frost

( Pawn: v1: “Frost”: ArmorPenetration=0.7628, RedSocket=37.84, CritRating=1.1894, Strength=2.365, ColorlessSocket=37.84, HasteRating=0.4978, Agility=0.7336, HitRating=2.4046, BlueSocket=16.555, YellowSocket=24.8808, TwoHandDps=10.361, ExpertiseRating=1.2453, Ap=1 )

Unholy

( Pawn: v1: “Unholy”: ArmorPenetration=0.544, RedSocket=39.7552, CritRating=1.12, Strength=2.4847, ColorlessSocket=39.7552, HasteRating=0.621, Agility=0.7336, HitRating=2.474, BlueSocket=17.3929, YellowSocket=25.2329, TwoHandDps=7.567, ExpertiseRating=1.391, Ap=1 )

 

Once you’ve copied the scale you wish to use, go back in to WoW and the open Pawn window.  The 4th red button on the right side of “Add a scale” will say “Import”,  Click this and it will open up a new window.  Hit “Cntl-V” and it will paste the copied scale in.  Hit OK.  Once you have done this immediately reload your UI or log out and back in.  If your game crashes before this happens, none of this will be saved.  /rl reloads your UI for most modded versions of WoW.

Now, for those of you who would like all of these loaded up, but don’t necessarily want all three popping up on your items you have an option.  On the very same main page of “Scales” for Pawn (from the character screen), you select your “Current Scale” from the drag down window.  If you put in say all three, you should see the three names, Blood, Frost, and Unholy.  Select one.  Now towards the bottom of the Pawn window there should be a box that says “Show this scale in tooltips”.  If it is checked it will appear on items.  If it is not checked, it will not appear on items.  I personally only show Unholy all the time (my spec), and only turn on Blood/Frost if I need to for whatever reason.

 

Things to know!!

These scales assume that the best in slot gems are:

  1. Red: Bold Scarlet Ruby
  2. Yellow: Perfect Inscribed Huge Citrine
  3. Blue: Perfect Sovereign Shadow Crystal
  4. Colorless: Bold Scarlet Ruby

Which…they are the best in slot gems.  HOWEVER, Pawn will tell you the value of the item if you were to slot it with the best possible gem, even if that means ignoring the socket bonus and the color.  Currently the Inscribed and Sovereign rare gem cuts are not yet implemented in WoW (NYI).  Why?  No one is sure.  But this basically means that you’re almost always going to put a Bold Scarlet Ruby in any socket available ALWAYS, unless meeting a metagem requirement.  /sigh

Pawn is a great mod, and if you took the time to get this I also highly recommend you pick up the mods Rating Buster and Atlas Loot EnhancedThey accentuate each other very very well.

Once you are Hit/Expertise capped (or perhaps a little before that happens) you probably want to reset the values of Hit/Expertise to 0.  Simply open up the PAWN window, select the scale you wish to modify, and then scroll down to Hit and Expertise both.  Change their values to 0, and you’re set.  Again logging out, exiting the game, or reloading the UI is required for these changes to become permanent.  If your WoW crashes, these changes will not save.

 

 

IF YOU DIDN’T DOWNLOAD THIS MOD READ THIS!!!!!

I really recommend you take the time to go back, install this, and use the Scale weights listed here.  It will make you realize gearing mistakes you have made, or might make.  And it makes it very easy to choose future items.  Pawn doesn’t take much in game memory at all.

Not using this is only hurting yourself.

“Thanks SJ!!!  We heart you!!!”

Aww…I hope it was still beating when you cut it out!!  Take care guys!!

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