Who likes turkey!?!?!  I DO!!!

If you said, “Not me.”  Uhm…go die or something.  We don’t want your kind here!!  HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!  So welcome to our very first holiday special!!  What’s up for today?!  Guides, new best in slot items, math breakdowns on dps, uber peeks into PvP?!!11?!11?1  Nope.

TODAY IS ABOUT FUN!!!!

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So…we were raiding Naxx last night and everything was fine.  We cleared 25Naxx easy.  So then we reformed a 10Naxx and rode in.  Well I zone in after I get it formed…and like over half the raid is naked.  Which is weird.  Because…well SK peeps are not *that* kind of WoW players…  >.<  You know “that” kind…  -.-  But then I noticed this.  See if you see it.

That’s right, the MT is naked and toting 33k hp.  So what the hell right?  We have another BLIZZARD LK BUG!!!!  Reloading my UI did not fix the issue btw.  Trust me…I did it three times.  Naked guild mates and a naked gnome to boot…  I’m scarred for life.  Had to log out.

So the raid went fine, and then I got dragged into some heroics.  Well…  Not really.  The whole “free rep” and “free badges” is what “made” me go.  heh  So, my party is like, “LETS GET ACHIEVEMENTS!!!!”  “YEAHH!!!!!”  And I’m like….  “Whatever…”  I’m not an achievement fan unless it involves a cool title or a rockin’ mount personally.  So they tell me to stand in front of this retarded mutant gremlin from hell…

And I do…and I get this debuff on me…because the dude barfs all over me.  I mean really?  Really??  I mean WTF REALLY BLIZZ!?!?!  So whatever right, he barfs on me and I smoke his arse.  I move on and don’t see any Achievement.  Figure I did something wrong, but didn’t really care.  So we go and kill the end boss finally and this happens…

Blizzard gave me an Achievment for getting barfed on by some mutant weirdo, kicking his you know what, and then going and kicking his dad’s arse too.  WTF IS THAT ABOUT!?!!?  I mean…c’mon damnit!!!  You guys think this is stupid too right?  /sigh

Insert random hot chick.  Why?  Because she’s hot.  If that’s not good enough for you…either you’re a chick who doesn’t dig chicks (which is a sad thing really…/sadface) all the while digging dudes, or at least me.  Or you’re gay.  If so…..

Heh.  /highfive self

So…something’s gone horribly wrong with our Ghoul pets…  I think either my trainer at Ebon Hold is f’ing with me, or my magic has gone askew somehow…  First off, he started to seem like he “knew” things growing up into the big ghoul that he is now.  Look back at this old scroll of me in my formative years…

Notice his name?  Ratthief?  Well look at the quest I got.   Third paragraph, “If you grab the Zul’Drak rats…”  I mean…it was like..HE KNEW!!!!  Or something…why’d he pick that name?  So we thought it was strange.  I eyed up my ghoul for a while actually.  But he just stood there with a rat tail hanging out of his mouth, occasionally muttering, “Braaiinssss…” like a good little ghoul.  So I forgot about it.

Until the other day.  I found a magazine in his crypt!!!  That’s right, A MAGAZINE!!! 

“GHOUL ON GHOUL ACTION”

Do you believe this?!!?  I didn’t.  Here’s one of the parchments inside that I feel safe showing you.  But I wouldn’t dare show you the rest.  I’m gonna have to go murder some people and bathe in blood to get this dirty feeling off of me now…

You may not think that’s disturbing, but you didn’t have to see what was on the magazine or have to clean up the embalming fluid.  Do you KNOW what he was doing with that stuff!?!?!   O M F G

This all reminds me of gnomes though.  That’s right.  Gnomes.  You know what’s worse than a gnome?!?!  Well, yeah you’re right.  Nothing technically.  But in this case, GNOME DEATH KNIGHTS!!!!  Nothing in Azeroth, or elsewhere, is worse than a gnome Death Knight.

Creepy lil buggers.  If you ever see a Gnome DK running towards you.  Drop your !@#$, get out the door, and RUN.  These canabilistic little monsters…there’s no telling what they’ll do to your body…  /shudder  And did you know, they will actually try to bludgeon you to death with a muffin?!  It wouldn’t be that bad if they didn’t throw the Death Coils behind the damn muffins…

I hate gnomes…

Well, since we’re on the topic of wrong…

Why not pick out something that’s wrong…but oh so right!!  You know what I’m saying!?  Hells yeah.

And for all you gamer geeks out there who know you’ll never have a shot with some random hot chick like that, we have….well her.  The super rare, hard to find, but always sought after…gamer chick.

But for all you mothers out there worrying about your child.  Especially wondering why you’re letting him read this blog with pics of sexy women on it.  Just remember the true WoW slogan:

And with no more fan fare, have a great and wonderful Thanksgiving out there guys!!  Enjoy your turkey, enjoy your family, enjoy your WoW, and/or whatever else you find yourself doing today!!

P.S. 8k+ DPZ for joo!!

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