Skeleton Jack LIVES!!!!
RAAWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR ARTHAS!!!!!

Ahhh, your first pet ever. How sweet and succulent the sounds as they suck out the marrow from the bones of your fallen foes!! And I mean, “Ratbender”?!?! How cute is that?? Can’t you just see him leaping at rats? Then piercing them and twisting and breaking their bones into gruesome little shapes before he brings them back to you!! He’s sooooo sweet!!!

Ahhh, the good old days. While those Sunwell epics are sweet…time to hang up the old Lightning Bolts!! At 2 hours and 41 minutes /played once exiting the Scourge faction for the Alliance, I’m ready to start busting up some heads!! We didn’t rush it. In fact we duo’d up with a guildy and had a blast!! GL to all of you other DK’s out there. And yeah…I know…Beetlemuncher!?!?! I miss Ratbender already…

TALK ABOUT UPGRADES!?!!?!? ZOMG SPINEBREAKER!!!! Now *THAT* is a NAME!!!!
We gotta keep this lil guy alive!! After the HUGE mail fiasco, I was scared to mail anything to my DK… So I had my mage, my warrior, and my shaman all parked in SW with crap loads of stuff in their bags. Basically a lot of 3 boxing, trading, etc. But I got my gear fully enchanted, tons of consumables transfered over with some gold, gems, bags, and upgrade gear for later. Then I ran around to all 4 major cities and turned in the 5 faction rewards for cloth turn ins and got over 1/2 a level!!! Woot!! Free expz ftw!! So I was happy with my hustle.
27 total minutes to transfer all my gear, consumables, random stuff, enchant everything up, and run to all 4 cities and then get parked at my starting quest area in WPL?! /happy
You know what makes me happier than anything? The fact that I see the name “Skeletonjack” in guild chat. This was a long time coming and I am STOKED!!!!
